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Posted by Norasack on Feb 12th, 2010
Welcome all of our friends. Please sign our guestbook and leave any messages here. Thank you. Don't forget to let us how life treating you.
Posted by Vutiny Marnell on Feb 12th, 2010
I hope to see all my friends at Lycee 3rd reunion in Garden Grove.
Posted by Khonesavanh on Feb 12th, 2010
Dear Friends, I hope everyone is doing well and hope to see most of you at least at our 3rd reunion. Life is too short to wake up with regret. Love people who treat you right and forget about the one who don't.

My friends, this would be great apportunity for us to reunited with our friends that once we may wonder where they are, what happend to them, how they are doing. I would not any chance I have to attend the reunion.

Friends like balloon, if you let it go, you will never get it back, if you have a second channe grab it with both hands and do not let it go. You all just like balloons, I will hold on you all next to my heart and will never let go.

I happy to know and find all old friends and new friends. See you all at the Reunion!!!
Posted by Phasith Phommarath on Feb 14th, 2010
I lived lonely in the past, but it doesn't mean that I forgot all of my friends. I miss you all too much. For the third reunion, I will try to join this valuable opportunity.
Posted by vutiny@comcast.net on Feb 14th, 2010
Phasith...your comment above is so sweet. Last time we saw each other was 1980 or 1981.
Posted by Norasack on Feb 14th, 2010
Phrasith, we miss you too. Please send me your picture I can post it on Alumni page and send your family pix too if you can. THX, Jok
Posted by Vanpheng Rattana on Feb 14th, 2010
It has been 30 long years since we've seen each other...I missed both the 1st and the 2nd reunion but I am so ready and looking forward to meet each and everyone of you at our Lycee/Oudom VTE 3rd reunion! Let's make this reunion the best and unforgetable one!
Posted by Norasack Pathammavong on Feb 14th, 2010
Jenny, you have to make it and I have a lot of jokes to tell you....specially, Lao blond jokes :-)
Posted by Vanpheng Rattana on Feb 14th, 2010
I will do my best to attend this reunion and can't wait to hear your Lao blond jokes hehe:)
Posted by Kongthiane Visaysouk on Feb 14th, 2010
Hi all friends
I may not know all of you, because I been in Lycee for only one and half year. Knowing new friend will cheer up life. Norasack life is valuable and we need to use it at the right way and in the right time.
I did make it for our first reuion at Oregon and I missed the second one at Chicago,but I will joy all of you on the
third reunion.
I would like to take opportunity to thank you all friends who work hard and make the party happen.
Regards, Kongthiane
Posted by norasack on Feb 15th, 2010
Napaphone, please call us back. We left bunch of messages on your cell phone. If you don't call me back I will drive over there and talk to you in person :-)

Viengkhone want you to drop by and have lunch with her.
Posted by Lee on Feb 15th, 2010
Sabaidee freinds

first of all thank Jok to put Web board here so any of our friend can post .
i'm looking for my buddy Phongsavanh Insixiengmai from Canada
Khonelaha from Canada , and Sengphahut from Australia any one know or heard from them please post here thank you
i can't wait to meet all of our friends in 3rd reunion
best regards
Posted by Mone siridavong on Feb 15th, 2010
Hi. All my all old time friends.
Especially, Phasith. I have not heard any news from you for ages. Call me when you have a chance, I am planning to join 3rd reunion in California. I miss you mann!....

Best Regards to all.

Mone or Peu
Posted by Norasack on Feb 15th, 2010
Thank you all of our friends who want to or try to reconnect with old friends. Sorry that it take me so long to get the site going and ready but I think we are almost there. We will use our site to share information and networking. Please share and forward all info and news (anything) to me then I can post it. Again, thank you!!!!
Posted by Southisanate on Feb 15th, 2010
Sabidee old friends I am planning to attend the 3rd reunion in California, and I hope to see you all.
Posted by Dokdeuane (Nok) on Feb 16th, 2010
Hello to all my old friends! I am planning on attending the reunion, and am excited about seeing my friends. I hope I will remember and recognize all of you! See you all in June!!
Posted by Phetsamouth on Feb 16th, 2010
Hello friends,
First of all , I'd like to take this opportunity
to say thank you very much to Norasack for making this website happens. I missed the second reunion and i m still
feeling bad about it.....So ..see you all in L. A ok.
your friend Phetsamouth.
OOOps..
hello Vutiny.
Posted by Norasack on Feb 16th, 2010
Welcome back...dear friend Phetsamouth. Bring your guitar for the 3rd Reunion, ok.
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 16th, 2010
You guys really keep me going. Our website has been updated frequently. Don't forget to send your old/new pictures to Norasack. We would like to have as many pictures as possible. Norasack needs to get start ASAP because there will a lot of works to edit them.
Posted by chanthala luangrath on Feb 16th, 2010
Dear friends, I cant wait for our third reunion. I missed the 1st and 2nd it will be a pleasure to see all of you guys again.
Posted by Phetsamouth. on Feb 17th, 2010
Can i just send the old pix...the recent one don't look
like me at all...:))
Posted by phetsamouth on Feb 17th, 2010
by the way ,Does anybody know Mr Xayasack Vongphachanh's
phone number?? haven't talked to this guy for 30 yrs
already..just saw his pix from Canada friends...
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 17th, 2010
Phetsamouth, I can contact Somchay or Phetsakone. I heard he is getting marry soooon.
Vutiny
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 18th, 2010
Phasith....Please call Vutiny. 503-329-2067

Vutiny
Posted by Moe on Feb 18th, 2010
Sabaidee all, hope everyone are doing great, just can't wait to see old and new friends who plan to attend 3rd reunion.
Any one who out there sent me pix back in 1978 and said " moap houp pan ni hai peuan pen thi la leuk meua yam hang kai laii hak sa vai hai dee " Well I have protected that pix until now, I never forgot what we have been through together, please help me to protect that pix before it's fading. Also would like to see again of young single friends and ect...who attended 2nd reunion in Elgin.....
That's all for now of chapter 1 bibble folks........
Posted by Vanpheng Rattana on Feb 18th, 2010
Wow! I am really impress to see more and more of the pictures on the Alumni page! I also would like to take this opportunity to thanks Jok for giving up his personal and professional time put the web site together. I have to admit that I am addicted to the Guestbook now(other then the Facebook) and love to read a note from all of our friends. So please keep writting and keep it going...:-)
Posted by Somchay Thongsakounh on Feb 18th, 2010
Dear friends,here is Xayasack Vongprachan phone # (514)-822-0931
Posted by Phetsamouth on Feb 18th, 2010
Thank you very much Somchay...
Posted by Nokeo Muongchanh on Feb 19th, 2010
Our first Reunion 2005, OR, was the most memorable that I would never forget. So many of us had not seen each other for over 25 years. I found my old friend Bouagneun that I never knew he lives in OR which is only 3 hrs drive from me, Seattle, WA. We keep in touch ever since! My bonus friends are Norasack, Vutiny, Sonprasong, Phone, Chanthanome, Odd, and many others. If you guys are in DC, don't forget to give Norasack a buzz! His Madame (Meo) is the best cook!!! This 3rd Re-Union will be an absolutely super event to attend! The reunion is open to all Lycee not just Lycee the Vientiane (North, South, Upper town, lower town, come one come all). We are going to have a lot of fun. I am looking forward to seeing you all in June 29th, the 3rd Reunion! Please register now! Don’t delay! You will regret if you don’t come!
Posted by norasack on Feb 19th, 2010
Thank you, Nokeo.
By the way our 3rd Lycee Reunion is on JUNE 26. If you come on June 29 you will do all the clean-up :-)
Posted by Nokeo Muongchanh on Feb 19th, 2010
Morning Captain Norasack,

Thank you! I better check my calendar now!....
Sure don't want to clean-up!

Just wanted to check if you are awake yet!
Hee hee!
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 19th, 2010
Phasith called me last night, it was very nice to catch up again after 5 years. He still loves to tease...be prepared when we see him at the 3rd reunion.
Also, to all my friends...you can find me on Facebook.

Vutiny
Posted by Souk-Nara SITHIMOLADA on Feb 19th, 2010
Hi hi hi everyone!!! It's so nice to see everyone of you on the wonderful website! All credits to Norasack eventhough we've never met, keep up the great job you're doing! Hey Phasith! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONg time no c! It's been so long!!! Have you ever had the chance to come back home and visit our motherland??? Chay! Hope we can meet soon! Vutiny, please tell me if we'll have the chance to see each other again soon here in BKK ;)! Mone! No calls from you while you were in the area???? Til we meet again! It's such a shame that I live so far from all of you, coz the reunion is SO TEMPTING!!!! Anyhow miss you all!!!!
Posted by Oy Sengsouvanh on Feb 19th, 2010
I hope to see all my friends at 3rd reunion.

Oy
Posted by Phetsamouth on Feb 19th, 2010
Vut, I think we forgot to mention about our reunion party
in Vientiane which that time a lot of our friends in Laos
attended . Do you have some pictures ? maybe Dokdeaune has it ..what about you Mr Poon do have some of the pix ?
Let's give them to Norasack so he can post them...and let our friends here who wasn't there that time can view them..
Posted by vutiny@comcast.net on Feb 20th, 2010
Phetsamouth, please accept me as your friend on FaceBook.

I had some pictures from Lao party but they all blur. I must have toooo many drinks that night.

I will ask Phouthasack, he posted one group picture on his Facebook.

Vutiny
Posted by vutiny@comcast.net on Feb 20th, 2010
SiAmphone (Khongmaly's sister) found us. See her picture in the Alumni.
Posted by Moe Mixai on Feb 20th, 2010
Nara what's up? Is great to hear from home town friend again, you have good looking family on facebook. Wonder if you got done with your master in BKK, any plan for moving back, wish we can meet again soon and wish you can join us for 3rd reunion. Bro. nerver too close or too far for all of us to get together, only time can tell, and I will be catching up with you some more.... Adios my friend !!!!!!!
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 20th, 2010
Nara, I will let you know when I will go back to VTE again...either we can meet in BKK or VTE.
We love to have you at our 3rd reunion.

Vutiny
Posted by Phetsamouth on Feb 21st, 2010
I heard that Ajan Outha( he was our math teacher) is now living in Fresno California ...have anyone of us talked to him yet???
Posted by Keovilay Khounlo on Feb 21st, 2010
First of all, I want to say thank to Vanhpheng Rattana for reaching out to me. I also missed the 1st and 2nd reunion and I will do my best to make it to this 3rd reunion.
Posted by Norasack on Feb 21st, 2010
Vanhpeng works for IRS and she can find anybody :-)
Keovilay, Welcome to our club. Please try to make the reunion.
Posted by vanpheng on Feb 21st, 2010
Keo-Thanks for the acknowledgement and signing our Guestbook! I just try to do my job and try to reach out to all of our friends as many as possible! I also hope that you sent Norasack & Vutiny your beautiful picture so they can post it on our website. Norsack- I wish I work for the IRS so I can ask Uncle Sam to give you a big discount to Norasack Design for doing such a great job on our website :)
Posted by Khonesavanh (Connie) on Feb 22nd, 2010
Wow! Wow! Wow! Great job Ai Jok !!! Very impressive to see many of our friends sign the guestbook. . . Keep on going my friends; this is great to get in touch. Keep up the good work Ai Jok! I will call you and Vut sometime this week before I leave to NY next week.
Posted by vutiny on Feb 22nd, 2010
Khone, I am going to be DC from March 2-6. Give me a call what is your plan in NY.
Posted by Earl Long on Feb 23rd, 2010
This is Nokeo husband Earl. I am very much looking to this re-union. It was a privilege and honor to witness the joy, happiness and love that I saw at the first re-union in Oregon 2005. I was humble to watch people who were separate all over the world get together to catch up on their live and celebrate in joyful re-union.

God bless and look forward to see you in California.
Humbly,

PS: Forget the ice water, Vutiny, Earl wants diet coke!
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 23rd, 2010
Earl...What kind of diet coke would you like? in the can or in the bottle. I will make sure you will have these two items. I told Nokeo that I won't let you drink ice water from tap. I will make sure you have pretty of water....just bring your camera. Nokeo really looks after you. You are very lucky.

I just could not wait to see you and your family especially your lovely daughter and DJ.
Posted by kselang@hotmail.com on Feb 23rd, 2010
G'day all from OZ
Just found a website thanks to Vutiny & facebook
I can not make it to a reunion... will keep an eye on any "nak hien duu dan" and report to ajarn Chanthaly 555...Enjoy yourselves anyway.!!!
Posted by Neal Thao "Kham Sene Southiphoune" on Feb 23rd, 2010
Does anyone have any memory of the Director "Proviseur provisional" when Proviseur Khamsay Soukhavong stepped down after some months of chaos? Then Boun Nack, from Lycee de Louang Prabang, was promoted to take over.

Yes, I would like to join your reunion, this time, as I missed the one in Des Moines, in July 2008, due to personal inconvenience.

A bientot,

Neal Thao "Kham Sene".
Posted by Sinthayout Souydalay on Feb 23rd, 2010
Very nice Norasack, thank you for your hard work. For the Reunion, it would be may be for me for now, but I will do my best to join. Could you publish more detail about the Reunion, such how much and to whom do we have to pay?
Posted by norasack on Feb 23rd, 2010
Thank you, Ai Sinthayout. We will publish more detail about the reunion as soon as I got the final info from the group.....stand by.
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 23rd, 2010
Ai Sinthayout,
We will update more detail but if you don't mind to send me an email include your phone number, Norasack or I will call you with more detail.


vutiny@comcast.net
Posted by Tiouthong Pathammavong on Feb 24th, 2010
Hi Vutiny,

Thanks for the invite to the 3rd school reunion. Looking at all the photos, brings back lots of memories. As for Lee, I'm close friends with Sangphrahut, he is living in Sydney, and he is doing well and the last time I spoke with him he told me he keeps in touch regularly with Phongsavanh, However I was unable to get his details but will post them at a later date for you.

I was also wondering is Phrasith's nickname Ting?
Posted by Nokeo on Feb 24th, 2010
Dear all my friend,

I am searching for of my old old friend Ai Pong and Nang Phankeo and I hope that someone from our face book might know them. If any one happened to know them, or heard about them please let them know that Nokeo Muongchanh has been search for them. It is very possible that they might live in Canada, but not in USA.

Thanks again Norasack and Vutiny for keeping us stay in touch with each other....

Nokeo

PS: Vut, Earl will have his Camera ready for you.....
Posted by Nokeo on Feb 24th, 2010
Keovilay, this Nokeo and I hope you still remember me. Vanpheng found me through this website and we are staying in touch eversince. Vanpheng and I are looking forward to see you at our 3rd re-union.

My phone number is 206-244-0232. Please call me when you get a chance......

Look foward to chat with you....

Nokeo
Posted by Lee on Feb 24th, 2010
Sabaidee took took khon

hope every one doing well ,I'm glad that more people use this web board this is excellent tool to communication with long lost friends , by the way Tiouthong nice to see your post here haven't hear from you for along time .how's the family by the way ? if you find out about Sengphrahut / phongsavanh please let me know . hope to see you at 3rd reunion ,alot of thing to catch up
until then have a nice day
Posted by kselang@hotmail.com on Feb 24th, 2010
I suggest we should create a group on facebook so we can communicate to each others easier and more often (see more photos,video,chat live...) I live in Melbourne Australia a bit far from most of you guys here in USA .
Khamsone (or1/12)
Posted by vutiny on Feb 24th, 2010
Khamsone,
That's really good idea. Can you set it up and tell us what we need to do.

Thank you.
Vutiny
Posted by Keovilay on Feb 24th, 2010
Hi Nokeo,
Yes, I still remember you. In fact, out of all friends in the alumni, you're the only one that I recognize. I'm looking forward to meet you and other friends as well.
My phone is 281-246-4092 and will give you a call when I have a chance.
Posted by vutiny on Feb 24th, 2010
Keovilay, may we have your picture so we can post on our website?

Vutiny
Posted by kselang@hotmail.com on Feb 25th, 2010
OK a group is created on facebook please join in!

http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?oid=323872053542&view=all#!/group.php?gid=323872053542
Posted by Seng on Feb 25th, 2010
Ai Norasack, thank you for putting up an ad on my new Lao/Thai Restaurant. You are SUPER SUPER GOOD!!! and your LOGO creation is MAGNIFICENT!!!!
Posted by Nokeo on Feb 26th, 2010
Hi Keovilay,

Thanks for the phone number and will call you soon!!!

A Bientot!

Nokeo
Posted by Norasack on Feb 26th, 2010
Again, thank you for using or come to our site. Please email us pictures (old or new), news or anything to keep our site current. Kob Jai lai lai Der!!!
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 26th, 2010
For our friends in VA, I would like to invite you to dinner at Mekong restaurant on Tuesday night. Norasack and I will be there.

Vutiny
Posted by Moe on Feb 26th, 2010
Vutiny I am not In VA but can you fax lap pa to me.....ohy sab elee day norg....if you got lost in Colorado again then you should ask Vanpheng who will fish and cook for you amd me!!!!!!!!! right Miss Pheng?
And say ca va to Peu and Tiger(Jok)pour moi...glacia Madame
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 26th, 2010
Moe,
Thank you. I will get lost in Denver on July 3 to 10th for the National Veteran Wheelchair Game. I would like to invite you and your family to join us for the Grand Opening Ceremony. Base pm my experience, it is the great opportunity for young kids to see this event, it makes them appreciate of what they have.
Posted by Moe on Feb 26th, 2010
Yes, I was raise by a man who served a country myself, and I know it you will get lost here again some time, well by then I hope Vanpheng will get fishing rod and license ready, and I will postpone my gravity experiments during that time, and hopefully I get back from reunion vacation then, look forward for first lady visiting.......Life is beautiful...just like dork Champa....hello Pheng hope you can hear these....and have a good day friends
Posted by VP-Vice President on Feb 26th, 2010
OMG! That's all I can say!! Moe--You should know me by now?!?! I don't cook and I don't fish or hunt so READ MY LIP:) but Vut I'd love to attend the National Vet Wheetchair with you and also take you out to eat along with Mr. Moe if his Madame gives him a permission to hang out with us!! Give me a ring when you're here in Denver:-)
Posted by Khai Wattay on Feb 26th, 2010
Hi Moe,
I haven't had a chance to talk to you for a long time. How are you and your family. It's been more than 10 years the last time I talked to you when I was there in Denver. Have you talked to Mr. Oud lately? I might have a chance to see you there in LA. Don't know yet. But my younger sister (Dong) might be there too. She is in Seattle, WA.
Posted by kselang@hotmail.com on Feb 26th, 2010
Every time I visit Directory page new faces appeared
and I start to recognize them more and more...
Thank you,well done guys and girls!!!
Moe! your name's everywhere here very popular man.
Posted by Moe on Feb 26th, 2010
Khai,
Yes, it is nice to hear from you again, you're still in VA? Ood is still here and we still hang out, you remembered Ood taking us to watch cartoon Huh! hope to see you and Dong in LA, maybe we can go visiting my step mom in Santa Ana together. Did you hear any from France?
Again hope you guys can make reunion, I knew you were in Lycee for too long, keep it going cousin, say sabaidee to Dong when you call her. Have a wonderful weekend.

And Sone I just like to keep good memories forever, just like I found you in down under, and special and giant thanks to Madame Vutiny and Monsieur Norasack for keeping our good memories alive, again thank you friends.
Posted by Khai on Feb 26th, 2010
Thanks Moe. Yes, I'm still in VA, just a few miles from Norasack's house. I occasionally ran into him at Wat Lao when I went there, especially during Lao New Year and July 4th festival. I think it's a good idea to visit your step mom too. I haven't seen her for 30 years. As for France, I just went there last July, a couple days to see my aunt (Mlle Bosquet) before she passed away. For those of you who attended petit lycee in the 60's and early 70's might remember mademoiselle Bosquet. She taught there for a long time. I stayed at Ting's house and had a good time with my brother and his wife (your step sister).
I'd just got back from Australia and New Zealand a month ago and already used a few weeks of my vacation. I might be able to come up with a few more days to join the reunion. Will see. Please say hello to Ood for me. Hope to see you and other friends soon.
Posted by Nokeo on Feb 26th, 2010
Hello Khai,

I am Nokeo Muongchanh from Seattle Washington. We may or may not in the same class, but I just wanted to let you know I was one of the students in Mlle Bosquet in early 70's. If I remembered correctly, I believed she also have a Lao name Mlle Fongsamouth. Is that true? My father, Khampay Muongchanh knows Mlle Bosquet very well also. I am interested to know what you look likes. It could be possible that we maybe in the same classes during our childhood. I was in Petit Lycee for a long time since 12e, 11e, 10e, 9e, 8e and 7e (1970-1976). Is your picture posted on the website? If not, I am sure our captain Norosack needs one from you. Hope to see you in person someday.

Have a great evening,
Nokeo

Nokeo
Posted by Khai on Feb 27th, 2010
Hi Nokeo,
Yes, her lao name is Chansamouth. I was in Petit Lycee only from 7e in 1972-1973 and then Lycee (1973-1979) 6e, 5e, 4e, M3A (4e would have been 3e but was changed to "mo so 3 Ko - I called it M3A here" and students from 5e became "mo so 3 Kho"). So the following year both 4e and 5e became M3A and M3B respectively. I also attended Eo 1 and Eo 2, but didn't finish Eo 3 because I left Laos right after Eo 2 in 1979. Wow, what a memory!!
Anyway, hope to see all of you soon.

Have a nice weekend
Khai
Posted by chanthaboun KEOMALAVONG on Feb 28th, 2010
Sa bai dee My name is Chanthabou KEOMALAVONG I have studied at Lycee Vientiane From 1974-80 (77-80 Russia section ) now I am living in Sydney Australia
Posted by chanthaboun KEOMALAVONG on Feb 28th, 2010
Sa bai dee My name is Chanthabou KEOMALAVONG I have studied at Lycee Vientiane From 1974-80 (77-80 Russia section ) now I am living in Sydney Australia my Email:
sevenupband@gmail.com
Posted by Vutiny on Feb 28th, 2010
Chanthabou, do you know my sister Varounouth. She was in Russia class. She lives in Sydney.
Vutiny
Posted by ChanThai SaKaKhaNone on Mar 1st, 2010
Sa Bai Dee All Fiends. My name Chanthai sakakhanone I still remember some of you .Phetsamouth,chanthone saykham,vorasack.I just come to say hiiiiii.I live same state with Mr.Douan (Des Moines,IOWA).See you guide. Chanthai(ty)
Posted by kselang@hotmail.com on Mar 1st, 2010
To Norasack,
Can you add email addresses to those pictures on alumni page please
thanks
Posted by Norasack on Mar 1st, 2010
Good Morning Vientiane!!!!!! We still working on add school year and email to Alumni section....stay tune.
Posted by Moe on Mar 1st, 2010
Come...on...Norasack, I knew you can't get any excuses 'cause you won't get t-time in VA for while and winter olympic just got done, well no golf, no ski only homework at home for you that's all !!!!

And Sone, if we're at down under then I don't think we have time for anything else but hunting kangaroo with golf balls because I only used dozen for front nine, I don't know about Norasack who might be replace Tiger soon......

I hope you guys don't take this seriously, I was kidding around, just try to bright up the day and week....

And again Norasack thank you for your times and your knowledges for helping us to this far.....well..it is not the end either....HAVE A GOOD DAY FRIENDS...
Posted by Norasack on Mar 1st, 2010
I do golf only front nine. By the time I got to back nine I ran out of golf balls already :-)
Posted by Vutiny on Mar 1st, 2010
Moe...we love you here, you keep me smiling.

To put the email on our website, it may be the privacy issue. We need to think about it. I am meeting with Norasack tomorrow night.

Vutiny
Posted by chanthaboun KEOMALAVONG on Mar 1st, 2010
Yes Iknow her May be iknow you too Iknow Tim Toy and euay Ting & ai Leua tick is my friend we call ( Siao ) same Class My little name Van Iplay Music Seven up band in Sydney Chanthaboun
Posted by chanthabounKEOMALAVONG on Mar 2nd, 2010
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Posted by Vanpheng Rattana on Mar 2nd, 2010
Sabaidee Chanthaboun--I don't think we were in the same class since I was in the English Class during the year 1977-1980 but I just wanted to let you know that I am a big fan of the Seven Up band and I have collected almost all of the Seven Up CDs as many as I can:-) It would be really honor to have you come and play for our Reunion party in June! Please, please come and join us for this reunion:)
Posted by vutiny on Mar 2nd, 2010
Ai Chanthaboun, sorry I just remember your nick name. We met in Laos at Ai Nivong's house.
Any chance for you to come to US, we love to have you here. A lot of your friends are living in Los Angeles area.

We are happy to add your picture and your friends's picture to our website.

Vutiny
Posted by kselang@hotmail.com on Mar 3rd, 2010
Sabaidee Chanthaboun,
I am also a fan of SEVEN UP, you've done a great job!
"Sofie" is my favorite song. your lead singer (Prida) was my neighbor back in Laos.
Khamsone (Melbourne)
Posted by chanthaboun KEOMALAVONG on Mar 3rd, 2010
Yes Thank You for inviting me, but i am very busy with many concerts. My friend Southalith will come from Lao in June to Australia.

The next 4 weeks Lek SMAIPHONE & Kularb MEUANG PIA will tour Australia in concert. Nivong & his wife ( VANH ) just came back home Laos last Sunday. They came to Sydney and are living in Tick's house.

Thank you again for remembering me.
Posted by Vutiny on Mar 3rd, 2010
Ai Chanthaboun,
Of course I remember you, you played in our Lycee band.
Please send us your picture, I will post your picture on our website.

Vutiny
Posted by chanthaboun KEOMALAVONG on Mar 3rd, 2010
And again Thank you for every FAN members of seven up band
we try again for next year may me i can come to joint
this website if install Saysetha OT Lao-font ican write
Lao is more better
Posted by Vutiny on Mar 3rd, 2010
Ai Van,
Please send us your picture or do I need to get it from my sisters? lol

We can have the reunion in Australia if you will host it but give us a few more years to save some money....OK.

Vutiny
Posted by kselang@hotmail.com on Mar 4th, 2010
reunion in Australia sounds good. I'll be waiting for you all.
Larb Kangaroo in on the menu!!!
Moe! I warn you Australian golf course is the world's most dangerous water hazard: a 6ft-long crocodile.
Sone.
Posted by Moe on Mar 4th, 2010
Reunion in OZ....sound great, just like Vutiny said, I have to start working on my piggy bank now...4...5...years that will work for my t-time fees, I think! and I will start processing on my transportation(boat) soon, wonder if anyone else need ride so I can make it bigger!!!!! Norasack hope we can turn Semi-Pro or Senior-Pro by then for OZ Open...Wow..that's possible...no..no..not that possible....is senior discount....man...yes is Ok to laugh now Vanpheng...Ha...ha...ha
And Sone! 6' crocodile or any bigger than that I'll never be afraid....I am a real soldier...you knew me...Iraq... or... Iran wars...passed the tests.....suh..suh.......only the one at home!!!!DAH.. I am worry about..again !!! DAH...suh..suh..suh....not to loud my friends....Vanpheng I hope your chair strong enough...
Well folks! I just ran out of time on my cyber experiment. Please everyone have a wonderful day...night..and aurevoir pour now....
Posted by Vutiny on Mar 4th, 2010
I wonder if we can get senior discount for airline ticket? 4-5 years from now, I may need to go by boat with Moe. I wonder how long it will take to get there? First stop is Hawaii, Second stop is Fiji. Anyone?

Vutiny
Posted by vanpheng on Mar 4th, 2010
Vut-you don't have to wait for another 4-5 years to get a senior discount, I can get it for you now since I am a "GRANDMA" and that's what Mr. Moe talking about so that way you don't have to ride in the boat with him! Is that what you mean, Mr. Moe?
Posted by Norasack Pathammavong on Mar 5th, 2010
I can share my "AARP" membership with you guys. I save $$$$ at the movie theater :-)
Posted by Moe on Mar 5th, 2010
Vanpheng...love you sister, you're not just Granny..you're ...OUCH..Granny...,glace s'il vous plait!!!
What I mean was... no metter what age you are in is still you... I am just proud and enjoy what and when I can... just like the rest...like my self I already planed my retirement by started playing golf... see the sign?...and who knows what next!!!!!!!!!
Vutiny I like the ideas of stopping, and wonder if Macao is on the same route, I am bad with geography...that's why I lelf Laos by accident...took the wrong turn!!!!!!
And Norasack wonder if I can apply for AARP like you...because I got no signal on the top yet....just kidding man.....I just have to lie down to watch movie...can't seat that long....thanks for the offer....
That's all for now....kor hai took took kon soak dee........GOOD DAY GENTS...AND...LADIES...
Posted by Tiouthong on Mar 6th, 2010
Hello Lee,

I was told Sengphrahath, is currently in Laos, and is planning on staying there for business. However I will try to get his details as soon as I possibly can.

As for Yok, about Boun, I found his friend in Sydney, hope there is lots of tales to tell. By the way Yok, with the photos, if I am unable to send them now I will try to bring them.

Hope to speak soon.
Posted by Lee on Mar 7th, 2010
Sabaidee Tiou

How are you i called to Sengphrahath at Lao but the number you gave me was invalid number , if you get new # from his cousin just email me thank you alot .

for Jok /Vutiny i talked to Air lead singer for( L A electic ) band he will email me the picture of his band so you can post on the website i'll keep you update for that
and Arng ( Canada )called me he said ai Vanh talk to Phone
regarding about Entertainment

take care
Posted by chanthaboun KEOMALAVONG on Mar 8th, 2010
Sabaidee Touk touk konh my website is sevenupband>com
& email: sevenupband@gmail.com
Posted by chanthaboun KEOMALAVONG on Mar 8th, 2010
sevenupband.com
Posted by Vanh Aphay on Mar 8th, 2010
Sa bai dee all
The way i feel the third Lycee reunion in city of Los Angeles should be exciting party.I hope every one of you
Should joy this wonderfull party
See you there 06/26/2010
Posted by Tiouthong on Mar 9th, 2010
Hi everybody,

How is everyone? Old friends from Canada, i recognize you all. How are you all? Doing well i hope.

Hi Souknara, it would be good to continue hearing from you, how have you been? I heard from Adisack back in 2006 that you were in Bangkok, whilst i was in Loas. I heard you are doing well.

Lee, i spoke to Sengprahath last sunday. I will send you a email, with his contact details. If you were unable to receive my email, don't hesitate to contact me.
Posted by chanthabounKEOMALAVONG on Mar 9th, 2010
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Posted by lee on Mar 9th, 2010
Thank you Tiou it's nice to hear from you again every one doing fine ,how about your self and family doing there ? i received your email and I'll call Sengphrahath sometime this week I'll keep you update on that

take care ok
Posted by Vutiny on Mar 10th, 2010
Hi Chanthai,
Can we have your contact information. You can email to me or Norasack along with your picture. We would like to add you to the Alumni page.

Thank you

Vutiny
Posted by Vutiny on Mar 10th, 2010
Tiou,
For the photos, it would be nice if we can add your photos to the slide show at the party. Could you send them to me? email me for my home address and I can return them to you when you come to the party.
By the way, how long do you plan to be in US? is there anything that we can help you?

Vutiny
Posted by Norasack on Mar 15th, 2010
Sabaidee Lycee folks,

Please send more photos to me ASAP....need to share with our friends. We are open to any suggestions to make our site interesting, fun and useful. GOOD NEWS!!!! So far we got good size of people fill the form and most of our friends will attend the Lycee 3rd Reunion...THANK YOU!!!!
Posted by Phaythoune Inthavong on Mar 15th, 2010
Sabaidee Lycée friends,

Thank you to Phouvong to link me to this web site. I am very glad to see old friends here, and I would like to this opportunity to say hello to Phouvong in North Carolina, Sithaluang in Canada, Monthathip Khiengsombath (Tha) in Vancouver, WA, Sack the chicken-farm boy somewhere in America and all Lycée friends.

I created a website to educate people who want to learn Dhamma. You can visit at http://laodhamma.club.officelive.com/default.aspx

Thank you to Norasack Pathammavong and Vutiny Marnell web master for your dedication to our friends.
Posted by Khamsone on Mar 17th, 2010
Hey!!
Eric & Sam, Can you sing something else???

Ped.
Posted by ChanthabounKEOMALAVONG on Mar 17th, 2010
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Posted by norasack Pathammavong on Mar 17th, 2010
Please visit http://laodhamma.club.officelive.com/default.aspx
I just have the link on our Lycee homepage. Please visit as often as you like...SATHOU!!!!
Posted by norasack Pathammavong on Mar 17th, 2010
Nothing wrong with the homepage...just cleaning thing up.
Will add more pictures and fun stuffs. All the business people please contact us for the banner ad. We need your support. Kop Jai Lai Lai DER!
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Posted by Phaythoune on Mar 17th, 2010
Thank you Norasack for linking Dhamma website to share to our friends.

Nanumotana..
Posted by Norasack on Mar 19th, 2010
You are welcome, Phaythoune. Please check out the homepage, specially MY GARDEN section. Enter photo contest and win Lycee t-shirt.
Posted by Napahaphone on Mar 20th, 2010
Hey big brother!!! I like your big old combat boot garden... gotta have your old style right??? It looks so cool!!!
Posted by Norasack on Mar 20th, 2010
Hey my Sis, thank you. bring out your digital camera and shot it away......send me your best picture and share. I used my father in law old boots for my garden.
Posted by Naphaphone on Mar 20th, 2010
Too saaad... I don't have a garden bro.
Posted by n on Mar 21st, 2010
Any pictures will do. Flower from a small vase....anything....just a nice shot. email them to me asap.
Posted by Vanpheng Rattana on Mar 21st, 2010
I was wondering if I can borrow Sam's garden photos for the contest so I can win the Lycee T-Shirt?!?!
Posted by Naphaphone on Mar 21st, 2010
LOL... Can I cheat??? and take a shot of the fake one??? ... that's all I got...
Posted by Norasack on Mar 22nd, 2010
Send anything...now, I have to make a lot of Lycee t-shirts ready :-)
Posted by kongthiane Visaysouk on Mar 24th, 2010
Hi all friends
Nice talking to you Norasack.Thanks keep in touch.
This is for Chanthai in Iowa. I'm sure you remember me.
I woulk like to see your picture and also I hope you make it for our 3rd reunion. Make sure bring Douan with you.
Take a very good care all friends
Posted by Sam (Somprasong) Khamphilavong on Mar 24th, 2010
Hello everyone,
First of all, I am litterally very excited and enthusiastic to have an opporturnity to see all of you here. It has been 3 decades after we fled our lovely homeland.
I probably don't know some of you, but your name are so familiar. I am looking forward to seeing and getting to know all of you soon in the future.
For those of you that I have known for so long, I can't patiently wait to see or chit-chat with you again right after this messages.
Last but not least, I would like to thank Vutiny, Norasack, and all of your associates who diligently work hard and make this happened
As we all know,It is required tremendous times, motivation, dedication and great spirit.
If it had not been because of you, it would be very difficult to find each other scattering around the world.
Keep up the good work, my friends!

Best regards,
Sam Khamphilavong :-)
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Mar 24th, 2010
OK, Vanhpheng, We can share the pictures. How about you take the one taken on summer, I'll take the spring one.
What do you think, Capt. Norasack?
Posted by Norasack on Mar 24th, 2010
You two have to share Lycee t-shirt :-)
Posted by Vanpheng Rattana on Mar 24th, 2010
Sam-It sounds good! Thanks for being such a good sport and allow me to share the beautiful pictures with you ! Norasack-Sorry can't share the T- Shirt!! lol
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Mar 24th, 2010
Hhhh!!! I did not know that you also have one size fit all. Well! you save me one T-shirt to pack..what can I do, Jenny...>:-)
Posted by Vutiny on Mar 25th, 2010
Sam and Vanpheng, here the solution: Sam can have the T-shirt during Spring and Vanpheng can have it during Summer. I don't know the quality of the t-shirt, it may not make to Fall and Winter.

Sam, thank you for your kind words and compliment.

Vutiny
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Mar 25th, 2010
Vutiny, I'll take your advice. I don't know about Jenny. Also, T-shirt comes with life time warranty and will be distributed by Norasack and I know where he lives...good deal, huh? lol >:-O

P.S. You're welcome! You deserved it. Have a great trip in Vancouver and come home safe!!!

Sam
Posted by Jenny Rattana on Mar 25th, 2010
Sam--I don't mind sharing the T-Shirt with you but I would like to have it during Spring and you can have it during Summer, deal? If the T-Shirt won't last until Fall or Winter, I will help you find Norasack since I work for the IRS!!!! :))

Norasack--If you don't want to get beat-up, you better have a good quality or spare T-Shirt for us!!!
Posted by Norasack on Mar 25th, 2010
Fruit of the loom-last for a life time.
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Mar 25th, 2010
OK, my friends.It's wonderful talking to you all!!
Posted by Nokeo on Mar 26th, 2010
Dear all my friend who were born in March!


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Posted by Nokeo on Mar 27th, 2010
Hello sibling! No kungfu fighting! Well Sam and Jenny! I hope you guys figure out a way to share the T-shirt. If I am a judge? The T-shirt is mine!!! hah hah hah

A bientot!
Nokeo
Posted by Jenny Rattana on Mar 29th, 2010
Hahaaha very funny Nokeo!!! No picture-No T-Shirt:)lol
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Mar 29th, 2010
Come on, Nokeo. You can share with us... we don't mind.
Posted by Nokeo on Mar 31st, 2010
Hello Uncle Sam!

It depend and I have to ask my dream first OK? Let say that I used to be XS. Well! Healthy food does sure show on my tummy muscle. If the T-Shirt is made in Laos or Thailand it has to be XXL, but if it's made in US, size large is perfect! Can’t wait to see again in June….

A bientot!
Nokeo
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Apr 1st, 2010
Deal! Looking forward to seeing you in June.
Posted by Norasack Pathammavong on Apr 3rd, 2010
Morning Lycee People. Spring season now, please don't for get to send me your flower pictures...we have nice Lycee t-shirt to give away.
Posted by Nokeo on Apr 4th, 2010
Ho Ho!! I got a hail storm on my way home from this past Friday. Seattle is crazy.....

http://www.spaceneedle.com/iamseattle/
Posted by vutiny on Apr 5th, 2010
We have the very crazy weather in Oregon too. It's very windy, I could not wait for the sunny day.
Posted by kyle Louangrath on Apr 6th, 2010
Hello Vutiny,

It was so nice of you to make a big effort visiting us last month and bring Vanh along. We will be at the reunion for sure.

Here is a question to all Lycee Vientiane Alumni... does anyone out there know or remember a song (Lamvong) which was sang throughout the graduation ceremony in June of 1980. Vanh and I remember some of the lyrics which said in part "Yok Muu keun boak La Leo Oudom Seuksa... La Deur Pa Salee Souane Dork Mai Hao Euy Kor La....."

As Vanh mentioned, that song was written as way to say good bye to Oudom/Lycee Vientiane... It would be wonderful to hear that song again...
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Apr 7th, 2010
Kyle,
You're doing good, keep going. I suggest you sing that song during party, deal? I also like another song "eui kou sene dy" I remember last lyrics..eui kou sene dy me jai kouang kouang...yard meet thung pouang yong yor somseuy va den...dai yin sieng seu phai phai kor yark phop hen..son jai eui kou bor ven yark ko pen mid kong eui kou. Any one remember this? Or, any song during 1979-80 will bring back a lot of memory....
Posted by Phansy Phimphachanh on Apr 8th, 2010
Hello to all my friends who studied with me in Lycee Vientiane (1976- 1981) or in Kiev ( 1981- 1987).
Posted by Nokeo/Lo on Apr 9th, 2010
Heelloooo Kyle and Sam,

Lo and I remembered that song also. We used to sing "Ai kou sene dy jit chai kouang kouang.....
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Apr 9th, 2010
Hi Nokeo,
Excellent! I would love to hear that song again or any songs during that time. You guys used to sing and you can sing again, right?
Posted by Vanh Aphay on Apr 9th, 2010
Hello every one I will go to Orange county on May 07,2010
To check everything for the party if you need anything or
any question you might need please give me a call at
832-715-3421
Vanh Aphay
Posted by Norasack on Apr 10th, 2010
Morning Lycee folks,
Thank you Vanh. You need to talk to Jenny. She might need you to stock up her favorite wines :-)
Posted by Vutiny on Apr 10th, 2010
Phansy,
You were in my class, correct? Please send me an email and your contact information. I heard you are in Australia?

Vutiny
Posted by Jenny Rattana on Apr 10th, 2010
Geez Norasack I thought we both need Ai Vanh to stock up OUR favorite wines? what the heck happen to our agreement? lol
Posted by Sid Vixay on Apr 12th, 2010
Hello my Lycee de Vientiane Colleagues. I stumbled on this site and found lots lots of old friends here. Please count me in because I left the Terminal year in 1980.
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Apr 13th, 2010
Happy New Year to all of you! I wish all of you in whatever it is that you may need this day! And may your life be full of peace, prosperity, and great health.

Somprasong (Sam)
Posted by Norasack on Apr 14th, 2010
Sork Dee Pee Mai Der!!!!!!
Kor Hai nung keen None keen.
Hod nam hai took khone (one big bucket of water)
Posted by vanh aphay on Apr 14th, 2010
I& my family wish all of you an Happy new year 2010
Sabaidee Sabaidee Sabaidee Pee mai
Posted by vutiny on Apr 14th, 2010
Happy Lao New Year to everybody.

Travel by air: You can use either: Orange County airport (John Wayne) or Long Beach airport or Los Angeles (LAX).

Hotel:
Many of us will stay at:
1. Embassy Suite Anaheim South
11767 Harbor blvd, Garden Grove
2. Sheraton Garden Grove
12221 Harbor Blvd

We will update more hotel/travel information on our website soon.

We will start to sell the tickets soon, possible with in next week.

Vutiny
Posted by Jenny Rattana on Apr 14th, 2010
Happy Lao New Year Everyone! khor hai thouk thouk khon jong mee tae khoumsouk, sodseun, somvang lae sokdee ta lod pee mai nee theun...:)
Posted by Moe on Apr 16th, 2010
Sa bai dee and soak dee pee mai to you all, good health and best of luck for you and family.

Anyway why time is running too slow for our 3rd reunion.....don't you think so? Anybody out there working for NASA needs to go up to reset sun and moon...Vutiny do something...come...on!

Good day Ladies and gents,
Posted by Jenny Rattana on Apr 16th, 2010
Moe--Glad I am not the only one who feel that way!!! Yes, I feel the time is running too slow for our third reunion....wonder if we should change it to May?!?!!? hahaha. Norasack--Are you up for the change or you can't hardly survive now?!?!?! I just can't wait to meet all of the old and the new friends!!! This party will be the best and unforgetable one!!
Posted by Moe on Apr 17th, 2010
Jenny I think reunoin committee just wants everyone to be hunger for it...well...that was good idea, to be the best and surprise..guess have to wait awhile...

I just got back from Lao New Year in Ventura,Ca. past weekend...far I knew brothers, sisters and friends from there are ready to join and to make it fun for everyone who will attend this event...and it also will be a memory for all of us...just think how far and how long we kept our memories....please..wipe it off...that's ok to be too motion and sensitive...Bible Chapter 2...ha..ha..ha

However this for Khai Wattai I have not hear fom you lately, hope you and Dong can make it, sorry I lost your card, please give me a call 303-908-3503 when you get chance so we can set up our plan.

Good weekend ladies and gents,
Posted by Phansy Phimphachanh on Apr 19th, 2010
Hi Vutiny

Yes, we were in the same class in Vientiane.

It's nice to hear from you.

How are you?

And where are you?

I'm currently living in Sydney, Australia.

You can write to me at the following address:

phansyp@hotmail.com

Talk to you soon.

Phansy (Deng)
Posted by Nokeo on Apr 20th, 2010
Sabaidee all!

Wishing all the brightest New Year with the love and joy of this special time of the year.

Sok Dee Pi Mai Deu!
Posted by Khamsone on Apr 22nd, 2010
Dear all friends,
Could you help how can I find my family member(step brother)in USA,I haven't heard from him more than 15yrs.
Here are details that I have from US Search and they charged me $45, I think number one is the latest
hope you can help especially those who live in Seattle.
Thank you all. (will try to find his picture and post it later)

1 VICHITH VONGKEO
BIRTH DATE: 12/24/1961
AGE: 46 Years Old
6334 RAINIER AVE S #APT 313 SEATTLE, WA 98118
2
16 CREST CIR F SPARTANBURG, SC 29302
3
5803 WENTWORTH AVE CHATTANOOGA, TN 37412 CHATTANOOGA, TN
4
6516 46TH AVE S S SEATTLE, WA 98118
5
180 OLIVER ST SPARTANBURG, SC 29303
6
ADDRESS 1:66 WEST ST WOONSOCKET, RI 02895
Posted by Norasack Pathammavong on Apr 28th, 2010
Good morning Lycee people!!!!
Please send your old and new pictures to me and I can post them on our site...send me anything. Write something....jokes accepted. Thx
Posted by vong on Apr 30th, 2010
Sok dee pimai every one,

My name is known as vong and posting this to reach out to friends of terminals 72-73(bac 73).Any one knows any body
pls phone (204)582 9054.THKS
Posted by Sam Khamphilvong on Apr 30th, 2010
Blondy River walk.....here you go, Capt.
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side. Helloooo'
Posted by Nokeo on May 1st, 2010
Ha hah! That's funny Sam... I heard that joke before ....

And for Norasack, I think you are trying to be Mr. T? It hard to read artirst mind, you know? By the way, how is your Cha Cha class coming along?

Your pal
NK....
Posted by vutiny@comcast.net on May 1st, 2010
Ai Vong, I hope you will find some of your old friends. There's over 50,000 hits on our website, mostly from US, Canada, France, Australia and Laos. You may already know about www.lyceedevientiane.com.

Vutiny
Posted by vutiny@comcast.net on May 1st, 2010
Dear friends,
The 3rd reunion tickets are on sale now, please reserve it by contacting one of the lycee committee.

Vutiny
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 2nd, 2010
OK, Nokeo, I know you heard about this one. Let's share with our friends....here we go...

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
Posted by Norasack on May 3rd, 2010
Yep, Sam....very funny....right Norkeo 55555
Posted by Jenny on May 3rd, 2010
Hey be nice guys! I would say the samething when it comes to the car....even i am not blonde:)
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 7th, 2010
How about "nee tarn Xieng mieng"

King "Phaya" kup "Xieng Mieng"

Phaya, "Hey, buck Xieng mieng. I heard your reputation of being smart liar."
Phaya, "See,if you can make me walk into that river."
Xieng mieng, "No,sir. I don't even dare to think about that."
Phaya. "If you don't, I'll put you in jail." Phaya intimidated.
Xieng mieng was quiet and shaky…
Phaya." Are you going to do it or not?" Phaya demanded.
Xieng mieng."Sir..sir, I can't make you walk into the river, how about making you coming out from the river?"
Phaya thought about that for a second and confidently walked into the river just about waist height.
Phaya. "Now, try me."
Xieng mieng." Sir, I already made you walk into the river. It’s up to you if you want to stand over there.."
Xieng mieng."…I know there are gigantic alligators in this river and they are very very hungry."
Phaya." BUCK XIENG MIENG!!". Phaya exclaimed.
Xieng mieng ran for his life…..

Have a great day!
Posted by Khamsone on May 7th, 2010
Hey Sam can you tell a joke about little Ralphy?
Posted by Norasack on May 8th, 2010
Sam is our Jokes teller in our group. lol. Love it!!!!!
Sam keep it clean please. :-)
Posted by Pete Phetsamalith Phrasavath on May 8th, 2010
happy to know, that we have website of lycee vientiane. will be a good bridge to connect from old friend around the world. my year in 1975 & year out 1981.
Posted by Khamsone on May 9th, 2010
Hi Phetsamalith
Can I ask you if your nick name's "Pepsi"?
Thanks
Posted by Norasack on May 9th, 2010
Welcome Pete. Please send your photos and contact info to us and I will post your pictures on our Alumni page. You can share your photos with our group maybe your friends will remember you. Please email us at norasack@norasackdesign.com

Kop Jai.
Posted by Souk-Nara on May 9th, 2010
Sabaidee again everyone!! OMG!!! I haven't had time 2 come in n check the website 4 so long n WOW!!! Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw all our friends in here!!! Big hands 2 Norasack n Vutiny for this wonderful "Masterpiece" U 2 came up with!!! Just love it!!! I would so much love 2 join U 4 the reunion, but 2 bad I'm a lil bit 2 far, but I assure U my thoughts will b with all of U on that day!!! Til we all meet again!!!

Sok Dee 2 All of U!!! Take care!
Posted by Souk-Nara on May 9th, 2010
Sorry, it's me again!!! Hey Pete!!! Or Pepsi!!!! How r U old friend and where r U now???? Pls let me know so we could keep in touch, but as I can c this website has given us a great opportunity 2 once again gather all!!! Take care!
Posted by Nokeo on May 10th, 2010
Hi Captian Kirk (Norasack and Sam)

You made my top of the morning! Hah hah hah....... What should I do with your guys!

Can't wait to see you all......

Blondeee.....
Posted by Lee on May 10th, 2010
For your INFORMATION Lycee reunion ticket are on sale now only 50 ticket left please reserve your before it run out because ticket is limited please contact your Lycee committee .
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 10th, 2010
OK, Khamsone...As your request, but i have to keep it clean according to Capt. Norasack...ha!ha!Sheeee! for some of you already knew. Here we go..

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.'
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
Posted by Norasack Pathammavong on May 11th, 2010
Very funny!!!!!! I had the same answer 555555
Posted by Moe on May 11th, 2010
OH...MY....BUDDHA.....That's good one Sam, keep it going man, don't for get to save some for reuion, ok?....and here's I got one for everyone...hope still flesh for others...

THREE BLONDS ON DEATH ROW

Three women are about to be excecuted for crimes. One's a brunette, one's redhead and one's a blonde.
Two gards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the excecutioner shouts, "Ready....Aim..."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the excecutioner shouts, "Ready...Aim..."
The readhead then screams,"tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes excecution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The gards bring her forward, and the excecutioner asks if she has any last request. She also says no, and the excectioner shouts, "Ready...Aim..."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 11th, 2010
Ha!ha! good one, Moe.
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 11th, 2010
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 2)

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
'Why?' asks the father?
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY.
'But that's right!' says his dad.
'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
What's the F...... difference?' asks the father.
'That's what I said!'
Posted by Moe on May 11th, 2010
OH...Yeah...man..another good round...hope no one got accident after all these...right...Jenny?...Get it going Sam....Hey!...Have any golf joke for our Capt.? He was working on garden most of the weekend after too many rounds of golf during weekday....and he needs it...right Norasack?
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 11th, 2010
Golf joke for Capt.??? Hhhhh..let me think. Well before i tell joke, make sure our Capt. clean his balls first, they got stuck in the garden mud both of them...I meant golf balls....not the other balls, Capt.
Posted by Lee on May 12th, 2010
Sabaidee every one 3rd reunion it getting closer and closer any one haven't reserve the ticket yet hurry before it run out .this 3rd reunion it will be blast i know every very excited about it can't wait to meet old friends / new friend also
I'm looking for old friend from Canada Toronto or Quebec area his name is Vongsavanh Insixienmay and Khonelaha Lycee Vientiane 1975-1979 if any one know him please post here thank you in advance
best regard
Lee or Chansom simmavong
Posted by Norasack on May 12th, 2010
I always clean my ball first before and after I tee off lol...5555 I am killing myself here.
Posted by Moe on May 12th, 2010
OUTCH!!!..Easy Capt. we still want to play golf with you...hang in there......hope this will make a better day for you....check..check......just checking...here you go golfers....

SLOW GOLFERS ARE AHEAD OF US

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back.

His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe. Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around.

Joe asked "what's wrong?" It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired"
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 12th, 2010
Hey, Capt. It is good to keep your ball clean, make sure you don't play golf during winter..I'm kinda worry. Can you imagine when people stick their tongue to a cold metal post??? In your case...just like Moe said...OUTCH!OUTCH!
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 12th, 2010
Hey, Moe. Isn't Joe and TG same person? Good one,man. Bring some more jokes. What about our lady friends? You guys have any jokes?
Posted by Jenny on May 12th, 2010
Here is another good joke for Wednesday:))


A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her billfold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I Give you this money; will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied,"That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine!"
Posted by Norasack Pathammavong on May 12th, 2010
Good one Jenny. I will give Meo extra credit card LOL.
Sam and Moe don't lick the ball before tee off in winter time.
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 12th, 2010
Ha! ha! Good one, Jenny. Guys, it's time to find a second job, so our another-half can enjoy her hobby.
Posted by Moe on May 12th, 2010
Good one loca woman....all english......just missed spell Miss....ha...ha...ha!!! and finaly you woke up,

Yes, I agreed with you guys... and thanks GOD I have Sony printer....no needs prastic...works every time....trust me!

Hey men....wonder what is like during summer? Never try it yet.... but won't hurt to do expirement.....right?....Well...need some courage.....

Good day everyone
Posted by Vanh Aphay on May 12th, 2010
Hello! Everyone I just got back from Garden Grove
our party should be wonderful and nice set up party
I want your guys meet Miss Amy Chanthaphavong(Miss Asian
America 2009)She will perform Lao traditional dance at our
party 06/26/2010.
If you want to know about her just go to website
www.Miss Amy Chanthaphavong Asian American 2009.com
See all of you there
Vanh Aphay
Bull's eye services(Twinkie man)
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 12th, 2010
Ha!ha!OMG! Capt. you make me lough...good thing I don't have a habit licking or cleaning the ball before teeing off. I'll watch how you guys do it....and I'll make sure to bring a blow torch, just in case!!
Posted by vutiny on May 12th, 2010
Landing on the sun ....
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. we're going at night!"
Posted by Jenny on May 12th, 2010
That is a good one, Vut! 555 and here is another Joke for today....enjoy:)

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was

pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay

her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support

until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the

baby was born. To keep it Discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,

and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support

payments to begin.



One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife

said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it

to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as

her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.



On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs,

one without!........Request bread..."
Posted by Norasack Pathammavong on May 13th, 2010
I have the same problem LOL
Posted by Moe on May 13th, 2010
Oye...junk manh kak tae nor...very good my friends, you guys just make me laugh and put smile on my face...that's all I want and that's what friends for...hope I can return favors to you all...

And here is one for the day calls "TEN YEARS ON DESERTED ISLAND"

A man is stranded on desert island, all alone for ten years. one day, he sees a speck in the horizon. he thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf and says,"How long has it been since you've had cigarette?"

"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, take a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

And the man replies, "WOW! DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU'VE GOT GOLF CLUBS IN THERE!!!!!!!!"

PS, that's why I never hook or slide....just straight...right?....yeah...right!...seriously!!!....

Good day ladies and gents
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 13th, 2010
Hey, Moe. Let's forget about the golf clubs for awhile..come on man...for 1o years! Then, we can go out have spaghetties with meat ball at Jenny's restaurant and go see the blonde going to the sun with Vut. Capt. Norasack can wait and clean his dirty balls..Nokeo keeps your eyes on him, OK? .....love you guys.
Posted by Jenny on May 13th, 2010
Here is another joke for today and don't laugh too hard guys!!!

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The f*kin' funeral director would be my first guess.
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 13th, 2010
Ha! ha! good one, Jenny. Looks like you gonna have 2nd man spending a night in your gazebo...:)
Posted by Jenny on May 14th, 2010
Sorry for the "cold" joke yesterday but here is a good one for Friday...enjoy:)

Little Girl and Dog


A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'

'What's that mean?' asked the child.

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'

Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home .'
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 14th, 2010
Best joke of the day, Jenny. Lucky dog...lol.
Posted by Nokeo on May 16th, 2010
***Former Lycee de Vientiane – 3rd Reunion, June 26, 2010
LA, California***

Seafood Place Restaurant
12181 Brookhurst Street
Garden Grove, CA 92840

Many of you may already know that tickets are almost sold out! All in all, it promises to be a great reunion and wonderful weekend, one that we will all remember. So, call your classmate friends, mark your calendars, make your plans, and crank up your weekend or summer plans to be in California for our 3rd Re-union.

Please feel free to contact us with any questions!

Nokeo: 206-498-7298; email: NokeoM07@yahoo.com
Connie: 360-521-1540
Lee (Chansom): 626-290-7651
Chandy Baramy: 951:837-1020
Gnoud: 847-274-2999
Somchay: 847-539-3110
Vutiny: 503-329-2067
Norasack: 202-290-7607
Phone Phoummithone: 479-221-5002

See you All !!!!!!!!
Posted by Vutiny on May 16th, 2010
Regard: 3rd reunion ticket

Please contact one of us to reserve your ticket for the 3rd reunion party ASAP. So far over 200 tickets have been sold.
There's only a limited number of seats available.

See the contract information on our home page.

Vutiny
Posted by Jenny on May 18th, 2010
Pants and Panties
> Mike was going to be married to Karen
> so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
>
> He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
> On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
>
> She did and said, 'These are too big.
> I can't wear them.'
>
> I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
> this family and I always will.'
>
> Ever since that night, we have
> never had any problems.
>
> 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
>
> On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..'
>
> She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
>
> Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
>
> and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
>
> Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.'
>
> Mike did and said,
> 'I can't get into your panties.'
>
> Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
> your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
>
>
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 18th, 2010
Good one, Jenny. Our parents used to say " Leck ka por hin sar"
Posted by norasack on May 19th, 2010
we have no problem at our house 'cause Meo and I wear the same size pants 55555
Posted by Khonesavanh on May 19th, 2010
That's good Ai Jok! You are cleaver!
Posted by Nidda Khamvongsouk on May 19th, 2010
Hi, all! I was there at the first reunion with my husband and got to meet many people. I missed the second one, but look very forward to this one. Can't wait to meet new people and make more friends. See you all there!
Posted by vutiny on May 19th, 2010
Nidda, we are looking forward to see you too.

Jok, you are so funny. I wonder if Meo ever log on this guestbook or not?
Posted by Jenny on May 20th, 2010
Jok--You wish you can fit in Meo's pants!!! Dream on buddy, your dream might be come true some day..... Here is another joke about the panties--enjoy it folks:))

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was
done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note
and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled
clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with
the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when
her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:
"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 20th, 2010
Ha!ha! Good one, Jenny. Poor guys!
Posted by Moe on May 20th, 2010
HA...ha...ha...Oh...My....Buddha....how did get that kindda joke like that....you're must be high.... on your job lady, hope you didn't take shots same time...really good one....anyway I will tell someone use more soap...huh?
Posted by Khamsone on May 21st, 2010
Hey Sam,Thank you for your forward email from Aline,a lot of names she mentioned that I can remember...
Posted by norasack on May 21st, 2010
....more soap? Meo told me not to wear any underwear. No underwear, no laundry!!!! Kik kik kik 55555
Posted by norasack Pathammavong on May 21st, 2010
Welcome Nidda and Boualine to our wonderful group of former Lycee students. Warning! we are bunch of old folks who love jokes :-)
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 21st, 2010
Hi Khamsone,
You are welcome, buddy! My thought is we were in same Mor 1 class, isn't it?. Keep in touch...someday, we might have reunion in Australia. BTW, you still have chance to come 3rd reunion. It's going to be a BLAST!!!
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 21st, 2010
Hey Capt. Norasack! Please keep your dog and cat away before you do that!!!Save it for Ah...ah...lum vong, OK. You'll get all the attention....LOL.
Posted by Khamsone on May 21st, 2010
Sam
I do remember you were our English tutor in Mor2..so you are responsible for my grammatical errors here..55
anyway haven't heard from Eric(your duo)for a while either here or on facebook, what is he up to?
Posted by Nidda Khamvongsouk on May 22nd, 2010
Ai Sam,

The joke for little Larry was a good one, keep up the good work.
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 23rd, 2010
Korb Jai, Nidda. I'll try my best.
Posted by sam on May 23rd, 2010
Khamsone,
Speaking of Eric, god knows!! Last time I talked to him, he was so busy, busy, and busy. When it rains, it pours....I guess. Or, Vutiny might know something.
Posted by Jenny on May 26th, 2010
Joke of the day:) Enjoy....

BLONDES ARE SMARTER THAN LAWYERS

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all of the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

hahahaa
Posted by Moe on May 26th, 2010
Jenny, I don't think she is blonde after all....must be red...brown...what ever it is...that's a gooooood one!! I give 9.75 for score....another quarter for my parking fee.....

What happened to Capt.Jork and Master Sam Woo....busy cleaning up.....balls!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by norasack on May 26th, 2010
I am busy polishing my (golf) balls right now. Who knows when I need to use it in a hurry 55555
Posted by Jenny on May 26th, 2010
Good for you Jok, so it will be nice and shiny when you show up the "lum vong" if you know what I mean???? right Sam? 5555
Posted by Jenny on May 26th, 2010
Good for you Jok, so it will be nice and shiny when you show up the "lum vong" if you know what I mean???? right Sam? 5555
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 26th, 2010
Shhhhh! Guys, I can't talk right now, I am observing Capt. using Dr.Moe's tweezer and RAZOR blade cleaning...Ouch!ouch! Be carefull, Capt.
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 26th, 2010
Jenny,
That was not blonde Joke, it's Jenny's.....lol:)
Posted by jenny on May 26th, 2010
Hahaha Capt. - Are you done with the cleaning yet? Where are you? Pai pa hum lum vong yu sai nor? lol
Posted by norasack on May 27th, 2010
Nice and clean (very shiny) lol
Posted by Jenny on May 27th, 2010
Capt. Can't wait to see it!!! Sam--here is the real Blonde joke:))

WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down
the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door.
The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns
green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops
this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, its winter in Wisconsin and I'm driving the SALT
TRUCK!"

Hahahaaha
Posted by Sam Khamphilvong on May 27th, 2010
That's what I'm talking about, Jenny. Good one!
Posted by jenny on May 28th, 2010
Happy Friday Everyone!! Here is a joke for Friday...enjoy:))

Baked Beans!


One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.



Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.



The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.



My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"



I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 28th, 2010
Kak!kak!kak!...I failed off my chair laughing! :-O
Posted by Jenny on May 28th, 2010
Glad you like it Sam and hope everyone else enjoy it as much as you do....here is another one for the long weekend:)

First date



A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
Posted by Ped on May 29th, 2010
I give 10/10 for baked beans Jenny...
Posted by norasack on May 29th, 2010
Baked beans and condoms are the lethal combo....lol 55555 love it!!!!!
Posted by jenny on May 29th, 2010
Thank you guys! Ped- It would be nice if you can share some of the jokes from the OZ :)
Posted by vutiny@comcast.net on May 30th, 2010
Jenny, very good jokes. Save some for Friday night June 25th
Posted by jenny on May 31st, 2010
Vut, I'll leave the honor to Sam, Moe, and Jok to tell all the jokes on Friday night, right guys?
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 31st, 2010
Jenny, you are the leader telling jokes now. You're doing great. We'll come up with something, just hang on...
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on May 31st, 2010
Here is a late joke of the day....


On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, "I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!"

The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat.

Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, "I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!"

Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.

The teacher suggested they try some biology questions ... "What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?" asked the teacher
.

"Legs!" Larry immediately replied.

"What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?" asked the teacher.

"Pockets!" said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, "Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!"
Posted by Jenny on Jun 2nd, 2010
Good one Sam! Here is another joke for Wednesday:))


This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head "yes". The men came up and talked to him and the farmer nodded his head "no?. Well this other man wondered why he nodded his head "yes" to the ladies and "no" to the men. Then, he went up to the farmer and asked him why. The farmer replied, Well, when the ladies came up, they told me how pretty my wife's dress was and how pretty she looked. When the men came up, they asked; is that mule for sale?'
Posted by Sam Khamphilvong on Jun 2nd, 2010
Jenny, last time I heard that mule is up for sale very cheap! The farmer went back to Laos and re-married!!! :)
Posted by Jenny on Jun 3rd, 2010
Really? I am working for the CNN and how could i miss this news? Are you talking about the one that needs recharge on the battery? LOL

Here is another joke for today....


MY DAD IS A FATHER TOO

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and whispered,

"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar”.
Posted by sone bernard on Jun 3rd, 2010
sabaidee, all of you and so happy to see les anciens eleves , my name is sone bernard went to our LYCEE in 1971 to 1974..
Posted by sone bernard on Jun 3rd, 2010
this is my email....soneb88@yahoo.com from SONE BERNARD
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 3rd, 2010
This joke is dedicated to our gentlemen friends who are dying to loose WEIGHT before our special 3rd reunion. And, to our lady friends who need a good and healthy laugh....ENJOY!!!

JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the

most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign

around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.
Posted by Jenny on Jun 4th, 2010
Good one Sam! I heard that one of our Capt. also join in this program and i think he lost 69 pounds!!! lol

Here is another joke for Friday folks...enjoy:))

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house." 555
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 4th, 2010
Wow! he lost 69 lb?!? Is that his favorite number or just coincident? BTW, good joke!
Posted by rx460h on Jun 7th, 2010
that was good joke . by the way Jenny save the best joke on Friday night @ my house too ok. you're the best joke teller
Posted by Jenny on Jun 7th, 2010
Thank you Lee! I am going to retired (telling a joke) on June 24th so Sam, Moe and Norasack will take over this project....Here is another good joke to laugh on Monday:))

A State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
Posted by norasack on Jun 10th, 2010
Jenny, Sam, Moe...we need more jokes.
Posted by Jenny on Jun 10th, 2010
How many would you like? LOL I have so many jokes i can tell but not sure if anyone is enjoying it????

Here come another joke for today:))

Should a child witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house
was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a
flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the
baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place......smack his ass again!"
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 10th, 2010
Capt. Jok! Sorry, we're so busy reading Jenny's joke and forget to stop laughing!!!ha!ha!..:)
Posted by James Chansouk Simmavong on Jun 11th, 2010
My name is known as Chansouk,posting this to reach out to my classmates from 1973 to 1979 @ Lycee V.T or Oudom V.T, Any one knows any body.
Posted by Jenny on Jun 11th, 2010
Here is another good joke for Friday folks:))


Two very elderly friends, Harv and Jack, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Jack didn't show up, Harv didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold
or some such.

But after Jack hadn't shown up for a week or so, Harv really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to play a lot of golf together when they were alot younger) was at the park, and Harv couldn't remember where Jack lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month passed and Harv figured old Jack had gone to his heavenly reward, but one day Harv approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Jack !
Harv was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Jack, what happened to you???"

Jack replied, "I have been in jail."

"Jail???," cried Harv ! "What in the world for???"

"Well," Jack said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"

"Yeah" said Harv, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old fart like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.
The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury."
Posted by Jenny on Jun 14th, 2010
Happy Monday Everyone!! Well, only 12 days before our big day and can't wait to meet all of you guys in LA! Here is a joke for today:))

"NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND"

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room.

'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked..'
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 14th, 2010
Definitely, the man needs instruction. Good one, Jenny.
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 14th, 2010
The Hotel Bill


Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider this:

My wife and I are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George.After almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decide to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands us a bill for $350.00.

I explode and demand to know why the charge is so high.I tell the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 Then the clerk tells me that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. I insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.'But we didn't use them.''Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain we could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.

'But we didn't go to any of those shows,' ..'Well, we have them, and you could have,' the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, I reply,'But we didn't use it!'

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.

I write a cheque and give it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. 'But sir,' 'this cheque is only made out for $50.00.''That's correct, as I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well, too bad, she was here, and you could have.'



DON'T MESS WITH SENIOR CITIZENS!
Posted by jenny on Jun 14th, 2010
555 That's a good one Sam! Yep-don't you dare mess with grandma!! Oops I mean citizens!! lol
Posted by Jenny on Jun 15th, 2010
LEARNING TO CUSS



A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?"

says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old continues,

"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something and you say

something with 'ass.' The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.



When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants

for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom,I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!



He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs

upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with

every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay in there until I let

you out."



She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice,

"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? "I don't know," he blubbers, "but

you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
Posted by Moe on Jun 15th, 2010
Hello again my friends.....Bravo!!!! Mr. Sam and Miss. Jenny, you both certified for stand up comedy at Mr. Lee's house on June 25th.....and also on stage on 26th.....every bodies agree?...please raise you hands.....well!....good enough....., my friens we're so proud of you both.....with your couragement will create our friendship stronger.....yeah...I think so....and we're so....admire your jokes...so much.......you have to execuse me....I am so....touch....
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 15th, 2010
Ha!ha!ha! Ouch! Poor little boy might not be able to eat Cheerios for a long long time, huh. Good one, Jenny.

Doc. Moe, our 3rd reunion is getting close. Please show us how to dance "Crawfish cha cha cha". And, see if you guys can guess who will do one of the following:
1. Who will do Hawaii Hula dancing?....:)
2. Who will p....h....lumvong all night?...:)
3. Who is practicing....tent lum cha cha cha ..horn kon horn eo?...:) and more more fun in LA.
If you want to know, come and join us in LA. It is going to be a BLAST !
Posted by norasack on Jun 16th, 2010
Dirty dancing? anyone? :-)
Posted by Moe on Jun 16th, 2010
Capt. you mean...table dance?...guess...you just have to figure out and set up the table....WOW just cant wait.....
don't forget to bring lots of dollar bills....maybe flashlight too.....OH..my lord.....again cant wait....
Posted by Jenny on Jun 16th, 2010
hahaha this is going to be a blast and the best party ever!!! Feel sorry for the one who can't make it. Anyway, sounds like we will have all the best dance in LA but the best would be the dance #2, don't you guys think???? I Can't wait to see it!!!

Here is another joke for middle of the week and don't laugh too hard guys:))


Three buddies decided to take their wives on a week-long vacation to Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, the men sat around at break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy said, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all night, and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy said, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there, and she slaps the bed all night and hollers, 'Hit me light' or 'hit me hard!' and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

The third guy said, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played the slots the whole time we were there, and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters."
Posted by Moe on Jun 16th, 2010
WOoooooo.......I though this is PG13......, guess not!!!....easy BB....before Capt. shut it down....please forgive us Capt.,... we cant promise but we'll keep it on low rated for now on.
Anyway...ha! ha! ha!....I...love it....just cant wait...
Posted by Moe on Jun 16th, 2010
OOPS!!!...Sorry... someone is missing....Master Sam Woo....I think the sun is up now.....GET UP....
Posted by Jenny on Jun 16th, 2010
Oops didn't realize the joke rated "R" when Capt. told me about this joke last night. Sorry folks, hopefully no one under age reading this one!! lol

BTW, Capt. sorry about the pain and you were not as lucky as Doc Moe and Sam:(( Need some icebag?? hahaha
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 16th, 2010
Ha!ha!ha! that's good one, Jenny. I didn't know it was our capt. Poor Capt. he still recuperates from cleaning balls, it is time to recharge battery, Capt. before 6/25 and 6/26. I think it is OK from our boss Capt. to mix and match between rated "R" and "PG13". It kinda borring to stick with same page, you know what I mean?
BTW, Doc. Moe, I heard you plan to stop by Las Vegas on the way to LA. Just a friendly reminder, whatever you plan to do in Vegas, STAY AWAY from that slot machine!!!!
Posted by Moe on Jun 17th, 2010
First of all......HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr. Sam Khamphilavong...wish you all the best...and take it easy on your night..alright?...You are the MAN.....

Capt. you're still doing that?...that!..cleaning balls!...I though you have PBC during the expirement.

Master Sam thanks for the warning....but since I have uncle Sam on my side...I will be ok...I hope...

And Jenny you don't need icebag......you need iceberg instead...last longer....hahaha..
......Just cant wait.....
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 17th, 2010
Thanks, Doc. Moe! for your kind words. Just remember, whatever happen in Vegas, stay in Vegas. I am looking forward to seeing you, family, and the rest of our friends in LA.
Posted by Jenny on Jun 17th, 2010
Yes, Happy Birthday Sam! May all your wishes come true:)) Not quite sure what happen to our Capt.?? Must be too painful or too much work on the cleaning job!!! Doc. Moe and Sam please check on him to see if he is alright???

Here is another good joke for today...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket. "The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married." "Why not," giggles the woman."Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."
Posted by norasack on Jun 17th, 2010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPT. SAM!!!!!!!
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 17th, 2010
Thank you, Jenny and Norasack! Can't wait to see all you guys soon in LA...:)
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 18th, 2010
Happy Friday, everyone! Here is a joke for Friday.

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Posted by norasack on Jun 20th, 2010
Only 5-6 days left...start packing!!!!! Have a great Father's Day!!!!
Posted by Jenny on Jun 21st, 2010
Oh boy only few more days before our big day, so excited and nervous at the same time!!! I'm in the panic mood now, so much to do...help!!! I believe everyone feel the same way with this mix emotion but hope this joke will help put the smile on your face and calm you down a little bit:))


Helicopter Ride


One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther,
I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get
another
chance."

Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars - and 50 dollars
is 50
dollars".

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the
entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one
word, it's 50
dollars."

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks
over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did
everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm
impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something
when Esther fell out, but you know - 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

hahahaa
Posted by norasack on Jun 22nd, 2010
Thx. Jen. I not gonna ride with you ever again :-)
See you all this Friday!!!!!!!
Posted by Jenny on Jun 22nd, 2010
hahaha too bad the arrangement has already been made!! Here is another joke for today folks....

Daddy's car in the woods?

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy,I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'

Mummy fainted!


Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!
Posted by norasack on Jun 22nd, 2010
I will...I will!!!!! too late now.
Posted by norasack on Jun 23rd, 2010
I am packing right now....shoes.....ties.....XO for Jenny, Moe anda Sam :-)
Posted by Moe on Jun 23rd, 2010
Capt. I can't wait to see you too....and the rest, it has been almost two years....so...ready for bottom up!!! Gotta make up some how, right?.....Double or triple or..... for Jenny and Sam.......You're better be ready!!!!!!! hahaha...
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 23rd, 2010
Allright guys! I am ready and can't wait to see you all in LA. Hey, Capt. I thought we'll have XOXOXO? Moe, jenny will show us how to drink XO in the correct way. Get ready!
Capt. please bring me a spare tie and shoes! ha!ha!ha!Just kidding!
Posted by Jenny on Jun 23rd, 2010
OMG only 3 days left?? and I haven't done anything!!!So many things to do.... I have to wax my leg, get my nail rebate, color my hair and practice on the Hula dance!!!

Oh well, if I can't get it done.... who care??? I just gonna show up the way I am and hopefully no one will notice the difference hahaaha. I hope you guys are ready? Capt. Jok, Sam and Moe, are you guys ready for this fun time?? Capt. make sure you practice on the lum vong and show us your best!! LOL
Posted by Jenny on Jun 23rd, 2010
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.....



60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting..

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well -coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Posted by Moe on Jun 23rd, 2010
From 99 minutes Correspondent Jerry Seinfeld (CNN)

Woman over 40 is woman who is 40 years over of age....

If woman over 40, most likely became grandma....

Woman over 40 have brain like 11 years old kid....

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, they think they sexier than others....

Yes, of course we praise woman over 40 for a multitude of reason....always....

And for those man who say "Why buy the woman when you can get the free milk?" Here is a real up date 100% of women can't live without man!!!!!!!!!

Jerry Seinfeld is smart and cool guy !!!
Posted by Jenny on Jun 23rd, 2010
WOW! Moe--Thanks for the good advise and I really appreciated it!! In the past, I thought you are so cool and i really like you for who you are but now i know how you are and so sad that my feeling for you will never be the same:))
Posted by Moe on Jun 23rd, 2010
WOW!!! First I thought all these jokes just for fun....and I didn't know you got crush on me....hahaha...anyway I am still cool and rocking like over 40....hahaha....and can't wait to see you in LA with XO just like Capt. said...
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 23rd, 2010
Allright my dear friends, hope you all have a great and safe trips to our so-called the best reunion ever. I am looking forward to seeing all of you who plan to go at Lee's house and the party.
Oooops! I have a few hours left to pack and catch up the flight early tomorrow....See ya!
Posted by norasack on Jun 23rd, 2010
To All of our friends!!! Have a safe trip!!!!! see you soon.
Posted by Moe on Jun 24th, 2010
Dear friends,

Have a pleasant and safe trip, I am on my way, please enjoy and have fun while we're still young!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you.... Amtrack is waiting...
Posted by Moe on Jun 27th, 2010
WOW!!!!! I just feel a little better after had too many juice from last night, I don't know if you feel the same, and of course I had a SUPER time but it is running to fast for that, I don't know if it makes any sense....my head is still....you know what I mean...... Anyway my pressure to have a chance to see and to talk with all of you again.......sorry gotta go...beach....later..my friends........
Posted by Adoune sivorakoune on Jun 27th, 2010
Had a very gooood time in the third reunion party !
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 28th, 2010
On the behalf of Lycee alumni attended 3rd reunion in LA and myself, I'd like to thank our friend, Lee and his wife Soth, for being such a great host on Friday night. I had an absolutely blast with you and the rest of friends. The foods were so fabulous and those beers, wines, and Xo's, or XOXOXO'S...were sooooooo outstanding! Also, Special thanks to Rasavong, Kingphet, and all your helps (please forgive me, if I miss someone else) for preparing such a delicious "Or larm, keng nor mai, and desserts". It was so nice to finally catch up and share some time lost for years with you and our friends. Sheers!!
Last but not least, the next day party at the restaurant ....it was sooooooo FANTASTIC!!! I still couldn't think of any words to express it!!!!
Posted by Jenny on Jun 29th, 2010
It was very nice to see all of the old friends as well as the new friends at the 3rd reunion! First of all, I would like to take this opportunity to thanks Norasack and Vutiny for putting everything together for this event! Without you, we wouldn't have what we have today...and I really appreciate it!! I also would like to thanks Lee and his family for hosting the pre-party on Friday night and everyone who was involved in the preparing the delicious meal! Last but not least, I would like to thanks Ai Vanh for the wonderful XO on Friday night!!! love it and love you all:))
Posted by vutiny@comcast.net on Jun 29th, 2010
I am still in Southern CA, just came back from visiting Eric. We have the great time over this last weekend.
Thank you to all the committees, old friends and new friends.

We will update our website.

Good news, we sold $2593 raffle tickets, matching fund we raised $5194. Thank you everyone, especially those who donated the prize: Sysongkham, Kone and her sister Monica, Vutiny and Norasack.

Good job everyone.
Posted by vutiny on Jun 29th, 2010
Ai Air from Vancouver BC, Canada will host Lycee reunion on August 13 to 15 of 2010. He came to our party last weekend as one of the MC.
I know many of Oregon and Washington will attend.
For more information, please visit:
http://lyceedevientiane.com/

Vutiny
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 30th, 2010
Vutiny, Norasack, and your great team:
Thanks so much for hosting the greatest 3rd Lycee reunion party ever last weekend! That was quite a blowout! I had such fun seeing almost everyone and getting to know each others better as well. What a great way to kick off and meet each other again after 30 years plus!(But nope, we are not that old yet still 30 yung jeo. Moe, Jenny, stop giggling..:)) Highlights included but not limited to : Great music, oustanding XO, VSOP, Beers,…a magnificent meals, whole bunch of enthusiastic, fantastic, and full of energy people…that including you, Nokeo..just kidding..:))Wow!Wow!And Wow! Cha!Cha!Cha!Cha!...Heee!haaa!
BRAVO!!
Posted by Nidda Khamvongsouk on Jun 30th, 2010
The 3rd Reunion party is the best of all 3 (even though I missed the 2nd one). I had the best time ever. It was so nice to see everyone having a good time! Everyone looked nice, the band was rocking, the food was delicious, and what I really loved the most was the choo-choo train dance! I know we're all grown up, but we acted like kids again that night, which was fabulous. And the most memorable part for me was taking the group picture at the end. Thanks to everybody for making this event possible! If I had a chance, I would definitely do it over again. Can't wait till next time.
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jun 30th, 2010
Hi Nidda, it was so nice to see you again in person at the party.
Posted by Nokeo on Jul 1st, 2010
Top of the morning! cha cha cha

Vow! I could never say thank you enough from the bottom of my heart to all that pull this party together which included: the committee, the sponsor, the singers, hospitalities from Lee’s and Eui Deth’s families, singers / entertainments, last but not least are all friends and guests who took the time to attend this event and to be with us. Without one, the party would not be completed.

PS: Nidda it was my pleasure to get to know you better this time. Meo, love to see you always…Sexy madame

Sam, Love to see you and Lai... We had a grea time.. I will you a buzz when I go to OR. I told you I can jump without xxxxxoooooo... All I need is a Virgin Margarita to give you elbow..hehe hehe

Love all very much!!! Friends are angel…..
Posted by Sam Khamphilvong on Jul 1st, 2010
Nokoe, that was quite a dance you had last week at reunion party, now I beleive you can dance without XO, but magarita...no problema abiga!:) Just give us a buzz when you are ready to swing by, I'll have 10 gal. homemade magarita waiting for you PLUS special dance floor....let's dance...shake! shake! shake!...shake your body..shake!
Posted by Ped on Jul 1st, 2010
Hey Eric good to see you back again...and nice song too
Posted by Ped on Jul 1st, 2010
me again... thank you everyone for posting pictures on Facebook I can see you all even that I did not make it.
Posted by NIdda Khamvongsouk on Jul 1st, 2010
I just uploaded some pictures on the Flickr account, there was a cute picture of Capt. Norrasack strapping the shoes for his queen prior to the party, I think it's kind of romantic.

@Eric, Thank you very much for your hospitality (food, wine, and soft music). I hope maybe you can join us at the next one.
Posted by Phetsamouth.. on Jul 2nd, 2010
You are welcome Nidda, hope we can do that again cos' we had such a short time.....MISS YOU ALL...
Posted by Phetsamouth on Jul 2nd, 2010
Thanks..Ped
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jul 2nd, 2010
Hey, Eric. Good song, buddy! How about lao song "Koo nauck"?
Posted by Jenny on Jul 2nd, 2010
Eric, Thanks for sharing the video with us. It was very nice of you... but too bad you missed the big event:(
Posted by Phetsamouth on Jul 2nd, 2010
That song i will sing with you in person my friend....:)
Posted by Phetsamouth on Jul 2nd, 2010
Jenny click on the link to youtube there is one song for you...:)
Posted by Jenny on Jul 2nd, 2010
Wow! Now you make me feel special...wonder which song is for me???? Thanks Eric:)
Posted by jenny on Jul 4th, 2010
Eric, the song is beautiful....love it and thanks again!
Posted by vutiny@comcast.net on Jul 4th, 2010
Have a great July 4th!!!!!
Posted by Nokeo on Jul 5th, 2010
Sorry it's kind of little late...but it never too late to say thank you. I wanted to extend my personal thank you to Kyle, Khek and Lo for taking care of many ladies including “moi” for a free room and also a free ride around the town.
Thanks again for your unconditional loving and sharing…
Posted by Ped on Jul 5th, 2010
hey guys!who was the sexiest lady at the party(besides your own) ...but shh... don't say it too loud ^_^
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jul 5th, 2010
Hey Ped,
There will be video of Lycee reunion available sometime in the future. Stay tune, buddy.
Posted by norasack on Jul 7th, 2010
Morning,
I am alive and kicking. Please check out 3rd reunion photos. If you have extra photos and want me to post them on our site. Please burn a cd and mail it to me.
to:
Norasack
6469 3rd Street
Alexandria, VA 22312

Kob Jai.
Posted by Moe on Jul 7th, 2010
Late is better than never....sorry just got recovery form that...I mean that......However I would like to thank you to all friends, brothers and sisters who made the 3rd reunion for remarkable days and nights, specially Lee, friends and their families in Ca. who got huge hearts to take care us....again thanks so much....
Posted by Jenny on Jul 7th, 2010
Ped, if you wanna know who was the sexiest lady @ the party, you should come and check them out yourself, right guys??? In my opinion, all of them were so sexy at the end of the party and Moe was the sexiest guy on that night!!! LOL You just missed out big time!!! so next reunion, don't forget to join us, it will be even better than this one (I hope):)
Posted by Bonnie (Khek) on Jul 7th, 2010
Euay Nokeo,
You are welcome, My big Sis. That's the best time!!! Too bad it was too short. We need to get together more often.

Ay Air (Phetsamouth),
Now Lycee 3rd reunion is complete after hearing you singing. I can move on now. Until next year, brother!!!
Posted by Ped on Jul 8th, 2010
Yes Jenny they all so sexy..but there's gotta be someone that look the best and guess what?... You are on top of the list at the moment, Sam & Viengkeo can confirm that as well...

Moe...I was impressed with your Michael Jackson impersonator...
Posted by Viravanh Sivanthaphanith on Jul 8th, 2010
Bravo!!! Great job Vutiny!! It looks like everone has a lot of fun. I see a lot of familiar faces. I might join you guys at a big 50 reunion. When everyone carries a AARP card ha!ha!ha!.

Can anyone tell me that there is picture of Sodvilay
(Oy wattay)? I saw one on the day before party. It looks like her. Am I right? If it is...Hi Oy

Viravanh
Posted by Moe on Jul 9th, 2010
Thanks Sone....I was just so proud to see friends who gave up their personal life to join us.....so I did what I could to have fun with friends and I sure did something different that I didn't realize....then that was earthquake....and I was MIA without mission......however we missed you on that weekend ...hopefully you can join us next time....always next one man....
Posted by Moe on Jul 9th, 2010
Just one more for now.....If you don't get sick of me.....I would like to say....HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all friends who were born in July.....Again Happy Birthday....and wish you all the best.......Happy Birthday...cha cha cha......
Posted by Jenny on Jul 9th, 2010
hahaha you are funny and too sweet Ped but thanks for the compliment:) As far as I can see, i was on the top of the list of the XO on that night....and i'm sure Sam and Viengkeo can be my witness!! I am really hope that you can join us on our next reunion or else we might have to take our next party to the OZ??? lol

BTW, Happy birthday to all the July kids!! Wishing you all for the best of everything and enjoy your 28th B-day!!
Posted by Jenny on Jul 9th, 2010
Sabaidee Viravanh--Yes, that was the picture of Oy, Sodvilay (Wattay). We took that picture in the garage of her house on our last day in Cali. I am a good friend of her husband (Sack) and you might also know him since he is also a Lycee former student. Here is her phone # 714-386-2614 just incase you needed.
Posted by Nidda khamvongsouk on Jul 9th, 2010
Happy birthday to a sweet lady Nokeo, I noticed that they are a lot of July babies, and tomorrow is Vutiny's birthday.

@Vutiny, have a happy birthday, and thank you for everything you do for me.
Posted by Viravanh on Jul 9th, 2010
Jenny,thank you for the information about Oy. I have'nt seen her for more 30 years. Somebody told me once,twenty years ago, that she married Sack. I couldn't recall who Sack was. Who is he? Is his picture in the 3rd reunion Group? If so, would you mind pointing it out for me please.

By the way, Jenny, do we know each other? I was in a French Class, but was a very good friend with Oy. She was in the English class. You wrote good jokes. You must love to read. I used to read that little book. I forgot its name. Something like "Reader Digest" may be? There is a lot of good Jokes in there. I have not had time to read since I became a "Samurai mother of new born". If I read, it will be the Children Book because I have a three years old at home. Thanks again!!

Happy Birthday to Nokeo today!! and to Vutiny tomorrow!!!.

Viravanh
Posted by norasack on Jul 10th, 2010
Morning,
This is captain speaking.....I always want to say that 555555
Happy Birthday July kids!!!! we need to share to check their AARP cards.
Posted by Vutiny on Jul 10th, 2010
Hey Oy Viravanh....Good to see you here on our guest book.
If there's anything that I can do for you, please let me know, you know where to find me.

BTW, please come to join us on the next reunion in 3 or 4 years. We don't know where yet.
Posted by Viravanh on Jul 11th, 2010
Hi Vutiny,
What did you do on your birthday?
About the next reunion, I might. It depends on when,where and my son's school's schedule. By that time we will all hit a big milestone(50). Instead of a name tag,we will use the AARP cards. That will be interesting!!!(Ha!ha!ha! lol). I can't beleive that time fly by so quick.
Thanks to Jenny and the lycee vientian website,I just spoke to Oy Wattay last night. It was the first time, after more than 30 years.

Good day everyone.

Viravanh
Posted by jenny on Jul 11th, 2010
Hi Viravanh, You're very welcome and glad you get to reconnected with Oy again! I assumed that now you know who the handsome mystery "Sack" is?? I personally don't think we know each other since I was in the English class during 78-80 but glad to know you and hope you can find the time to join us on our next reunion-until then take care and keep in touch!!
Posted by Kay Wattay on Jul 11th, 2010
Wow! Lovely party. Everybody looks beautiful and handsome. Sorry I missed it. Hopefully I make it there next time. I'm in Colorado this week with Moe and Ood. Yesterday, I had a chance to talk to Lang in Oregon and Kaae in California from Moe's house. Jenny, Moe said come over and have a drink (or many more)with us.
Posted by Viravanh on Jul 11th, 2010
Hi Jenny,
Yes, I've been told who Sack was in the pictures, but I don't remember at all. Anyway, it is nice to meet you too.

Hi Captain,
I am sorry that I stole your thunder by using the word AARP before you had a courage to use it. I know, you probably wait for the right time to use it. Right? :)

Hi Nokeo,
Thanks for the invitation to your blog, but I am a coward. I limit my acitivity on the web. As I told Vutiny before, I didn't do facebook or any social networks at all,except this site of course (LOL).I am glad to see you guys in lycee vientiane site. I remember some, but not all. I will visit the site time to time as my time permits.

Good luck all.

Viravanh
Posted by Jenny on Jul 11th, 2010
Hi Kay-Thanks for the invitation and would love to come and join the drink with you but too bad no invitation from the owner of the house and I think I know the reason why! lol so hope to meet you in person some days:) BTW, Welcome to Colorado and hope you enjoy your staying here:))
Posted by MuellerMariana33 on Jul 12th, 2010
Every one remembers that our life is not very cheap, however some people need money for various issues and not every man gets enough money. Therefore to get good mortgage loans or car loan should be good way out.
Posted by Moe on Jul 13th, 2010
Hi Jenny, don't be too stranger to us we are here...not any where else but next to your home...anyway Kay ask me before he invited you... and we did....sorry my friend...just miscalibration a little....we'll call if we have next plan...ok my man?....kee koui lai...
Posted by Jenny on Jul 13th, 2010
hahaha now i got your attention Moe!! I was just kidding and you should have known me well by now?? but invitation from the next door neighbour every once awhile doesn't hurt!!! LOL or you might think I'm a heavy drinker, that's why no invitation for me???? I will try to behave and not to be TOO drunk like someone @ the reunion!! Thanks to Ood for the invitation this morning and I'm looking forward to meet Kay in person tonight:)) Wonder if I should bring my bodyguard with me so someone can carry me home??? 5555
Posted by Moe on Jul 13th, 2010
That's very good my friend!!!!!!.......you actually remembered my name...wow!!!..you must be alcahol free today..hah?.... brilliant!!!........I'll see you tonight if eclipse will not appear......ha ha ha...

Oh!!! almost forget...thanks to remind me about reunion...hope you really can remember......, and I never doubt about other....sorry is Moe's rules...
Posted by Jenny on Jul 14th, 2010
It was very nice to meet you in person Kay and get to enjoyed the foods, Wine and good conversation with both Moe and Ood last night! I hope you enjoy the rest of your staying here in Colorado:)) Again, welcome to the mile high!!
Posted by Sam Khamphilavong on Jul 15th, 2010
Souds like you guys had a great time! Save some for next month when you stop by WA/OR, OK Jenny?...Cheers!!
Posted by Jenny on Jul 15th, 2010
Yes, we had a great time Sam, great company, great wine, great conversation and the best of all, no one had to be on the wheelchair!! lol. Yes, I will definitely save some for WA/OR next month! Can't wait to see you guys again soon:))
Posted by Moe on Jul 16th, 2010
Just passing through.....heard someone left messages......I was ok and survived this time.....thanks for the offer.....again....still miss you all...who knows....lol...
Posted by norasack on Jul 20th, 2010
Morning,

We will have financial info about our 3rd reunion on our website soon. Please stand by. Thx.
Posted by Jenny on Jul 22nd, 2010
Happy Birthday Capt! Wishing you all the best of everything! Souk sun van kerd:))
Posted by thang dinh on Jul 23rd, 2010
Hi ,my name is Thang.In 1978 ,I was in oudom 2,2.I am looking for a friend,her name is Vilayvanh(do not remember her last name).Anybody has new of her please let me know at khecle @shaw.ca or 306-665-3824 or 306-717-0224(Canada)
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Posted by norasack Pathammavong on Sep 18th, 2011
Morning, Please be active and leave us message. Thanks!
Posted by Dokdeuan (Nok) on Oct 16th, 2011
Hellooooooooo to all my friends,how have you guys been doing? I just finish looking our pictures in the website. Miss you all, can't wait to see every body soon.
Posted by Noradeth on Dec 9th, 2011
Sa bai dee Norasack,
I'd like to know if you're still living @:
6469 3rd st.
Alexandria, VA 22312
'cause I'd like to send you some of the former Lycee de vte.'s students with names,and wondering how many of them could recognize his/her own picture and friends.
Posted by Noradeth on Dec 9th, 2011
Norasack...sorry about the previous comment that I sent to you " send you some of the former lycee de vte.'s with names" , I mean " pictures or photos of them ".
Thanks...!
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CAPT.'S CHILD SENT TO BED

A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"  

LITTLE LARRY

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...' 


LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (PART 2)

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'
'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'
She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.
'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!''

GIRLS' NIGHT OUT
                                                         
Some 40-year-old girlfriends discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant, because the waiters are cute and buff.                               
                                                         
10 years later, at 50 years of age, the women once again
discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree to meet at   
the Ocean View Restaurant, because the food is very good and the wine   
selection is excellent.                                               
                                                         
10 years later, at 60 years of age, the girls once again
discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree to meet at   
the Ocean View Restaurant, because they can eat there in peace and      
quiet, and the restaurant has a beautiful view of the ocean.            
                                                         
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the women once again
discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree to meet at   
the Ocean View Restaurant, because the restaurant is wheelchair         
accessible, and it even has an elevator.                                         
                                                         
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the girls once again
discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree to meet at   
the Ocean View Restaurant, because they have never been there before.

JUST A JOKE

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
“What a Great chest you have!"

He tells her,
“That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.”

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,
“What massive calves you have!"

The body builder tells her,
“That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.”

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies,
“I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!”


AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...  are men.

 

Norkeo...you are off the hook  :-)

 

(Thx for the jokes, Sam  :-)